Hi! The name's Arien Simone, and I have officially mastered

"The Art of Being Awkward".

Now I know to some of you mastering this particular craft may not seem like a big deal,

oh, but I assure you...it is! 

You see, being awkward takes skill, real talent. 

You have to practice this kind of embarrassment, because not only does one have to navigate these awkward moments, but fortuitously create them as well. 

And to create an awkward and embarrassing moment, which I always seem to do,

 (Unintentionally, of course), 

some might just say I was born with it!

Allow me to further explain...